Keep calm and shit

you know that annoying feeling when, you thought you just finished your shit, then you wash your ass right?
then as you wash, some more shit come out and it lands on your hands and you frantically wash it off.
then you give another push, but nothing comes out and you say "awww shit" (which is redundant).
then you have to wash your ass again.

you, my friend, have been living in luxury you may not deserve.

and yes, the feeling is...shitty (lame)

ciao